I don't know what you're talking about. Every single time I've spilled it on myself has been a complete accident. I am just that clumsy.( Press x to doubt. )
Gonna have to start making a list of things for you to lick off of me, though.
I still maintain you pushed me.( It's still so strange to think that none of this would have happened if he hadn't gotten so sloppily drunk at the royal wedding. )
Well, I wasn't before, but now I totally am! I was gonna start simple with whipped cream, though.
Remember your first experience of a scone with me and the waitress asked if you wanted cream, and you thought she meant whipped and not clotted? I still have nightmares about your blasphemy.
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I don't know what you're talking about. Every single time I've spilled it on myself has been a complete accident. I am just that clumsy. ( Press x to doubt. )
Gonna have to start making a list of things for you to lick off of me, though.
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You're not going to suggest cheese you can spray from a can, are you? I've seen it in American movies and it looks highly unappetizing.
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Well, I wasn't before, but now I totally am! I was gonna start simple with whipped cream, though.
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Remember your first experience of a scone with me and the waitress asked if you wanted cream, and you thought she meant whipped and not clotted? I still have nightmares about your blasphemy.
Hmm, what about chocolate sauce?